i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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