are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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