I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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