Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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