I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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