Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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