when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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