How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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