the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
high people should be assigned attendants
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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