I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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