Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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