I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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