I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
did i walk over a car last night?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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