nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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