dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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