People with herpes should wear stickers.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
wow bdsm is so cute
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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