Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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