Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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