i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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