I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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