I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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