i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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