words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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