Sry I called you an 8
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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