YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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