friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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