Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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