No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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