you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My ass is underappreciated
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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