I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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