Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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