I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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