yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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