Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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