none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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