I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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