I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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