I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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