We're like a lot better than the average bears
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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