It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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