Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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