Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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