Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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