when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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