Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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