Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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