you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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