She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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