white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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