she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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